Best Grandpa Shirt
I've just been letting this slide for 48 years and I'm not going to let it slide any longer! I see guys wearing "Best Grandpa" shirts and using coffee mugs that say that they are the number 1 Dad. This is an egregious thing considering the fact that MY Dad is the #1 Dad and the World's Greatest Grandpa."
So I have recorded this song for my Dad to upload into his phone with the instructions that if he ever sees somebody wearing something like that or drinking from such a mug, all he has to do is bust out his phone and play the song. It challenges them to either show my Dad the song your kid wrote for you or take off the shirt or hand him the mug. It's only fair and completely within the realm of reason. So look out. Don't you go outside wearing that shirt. It's okay towear it in front of your kids but not in public.